1. Tiny Cock-osaur
When you attach tiny T.Rex arms to your chicken, it becomes a little killing machine. Just imagine a chicken wearing these T.Rex arms and running towards you. We could watch that all day, a bunch of chickens with these little death tools.
They say birds are the closest things to living dinosaurs today. People who keep chickens can vouch that they are absolutely the direct descendants of dinosaurs.
2. Destruction Comes Before Construction
This is such a beautiful Persian rug. But, wait, hold on a second. It is actually a rug pattern carved into a hardwood floor.
Well, they had to destroy a part of the floor to create such artistry. It looks cool until you try to clean it. We can only imagine how many splinters people would get when they walked across this.
3. Thank You, Knight Toilet Paper Holder!
Take our money and don't say a word. We need it ASAP. We don’t want to meet the person who thinks this is tacky.
Seriously, the word for toilet paper has forever been changed for us. From now on, everyone should call it ‘Butt Napkins.'
4. Patrick Buddha
How many of you saw this photo and thought, "I want this now?" This is an excellent example of weird taste and fantastic execution.
Here is a fun fact for you. The big-bellied, bald, smiling monk you see statues of isn't actually Buddha, but a monk called Budai. He is considered an emanation of Maitreya Buddha, a future Buddha separate from Gautama Buddha (the Buddha who was born in 500 BCE).
5. That's Hideous...Where Can We Get One?
When a daughter asked her mother for a bedside table lamp for Christmas, this is what her mom sent her.
We would be thrilled to get this lamp. It is fabulous, and only some people will judge you for loving it.
6. Frosty The Snowman Gone Bad
This next-level snowman is surely the most accurate tribute to the horrible year 2020. Hey, listen, 2020, we hate you.
This is some Skull-full work right there. On the other hand, maybe it also shows that the threat of climate change is real.
7. An Accident Waiting To Happen
Imagine trying to get to your room when you are wasted. These stairs are an accident waiting to happen unless you are a skilled rock climber.
While the abstract idea of these stairs is fun in theory, we can only imagine how many times the paramedics will be called to this house.
8. Puking Baby Yoda
Where is the lightsaber? We demand the name and location of the person who came up with this idea. We want to buy this disgusting and fascinating baby Yoda toothpaste dispenser. We don’t care how much it costs to have this one.
The lucky kid or adult who receives this will be texting all his friends to come over: "Want to see something really neat?"
9. Carpet of The Dead
Although this skull carpet is very cool, what does it say about a person who wants it? Does it make you an evil person or someone with a wicked sense of humor?
We also want to know about the texture of this carpet. Is it rubbery? Soft? Or spongy? We have so many questions. By the way, it is actually an art exhibit called “What Will You Leave Behind.”
10. Iridescent Kitchen Unit
Is it just us, or does this iridescent kitchen unit look more like a dollhouse? Do you know those people who are so annoyingly chipper first thing in the morning? Well, this is the kitchen version of those people.
If you have OCD, we have to tell you that the drawer handle will make you angry. We're sorry for telling you. It was something that had to be mentioned here.
11. Who WOODn't Want That?
This wooden washer and dryer set looks cool as it fits a barn aesthetic. They look like they belong at the Wilderness Lodge at Disney World.
If this were handcrafted wood, it would be amazing in a vacation cabin or rustic chalet-style place. However, they would probably only work for one wash, and then the wood would rot.
12. Leonardo Da Vinci Is Rolling In His Grave
This furry Mona Lisa is quite scary. We can't unsee it now. Imagine having it in your home and fearing that she will climb out of it to haunt you at night.
Honestly, this is deeply unsettling. If you like this work, you should get it and then probably hide it in the basement.
13. Porcelain Throne For The King
We think they used to be made like that! There is even a toilet museum in the UK with many of those!
You can say that they don’t call it the “Throne Room” for no reason. Maybe if your poop is a particular type, you will be flushed into Narnia. Who knows, we might be right.
14. A Tasteless Gift?
So the grandpa of this guy's girlfriend was an executive at McDonald's for a long time, and he received this gift for his years of service. It is a solid gold Big Mac necklace.
We think that this person needs to join a gang and make everyone call him Big Mac.
15. Christmas In Hospitals Be Like...
We glove this one. The doctor must have thought, "I’m very sorry, but we can’t save your dying hand. At least you’ll be able to add to our collection!"
This Christmas gloves tree won't be cool anymore if all the hands come alive and start grabbing people.
16. Never Get Lost Again
Does this take you back to your childhood dentist's waiting room? It is a cute design if you're a kid, or even an adult.
They must never want to grow up because they put a lot of money into customizing this car to look like a first-grade classroom.
17. Even Seeing It Makes Us Feel Uncomfortable
If you are the type of person who straightens pictures in people's homes, this one will annoy you.
If you know anyone a little obsessed with straight lines, buy this couch, invite them over and watch them implode.
18. That's Called Hand-Eye Coordination
Some people saw a lady with big nails who set a world record, and they thought of it as creepy. Now, who's laughing?
This is awesomely detailed but extremely disturbing. The green eye, in particular, looks so freaking real.
19. Hold It Until You Go Home
This bathroom with a giant head is located in Shinjuku, Japan. The head is located right in front of the toilet, and it is activated by pressure from the seat. That's not it. The face also sings a strange drunken tune and then starts to move towards you. It is creepy. Wait, there’s more!
The head then moves close enough to you and kisses your knees. This is something that can give you a panic attack or even a heart attack. Avoid it at any cost, even if you have to hold it for a few hours.
20. Furry Level 100
Great, now we are going to have nightmares for at least two weeks. This is some talented yet terrifying work.
You have to admit that's a pretty elaborate Halloween costume. We really hope it is just for Halloween.
21. Money Does Grow on Trees…Or In Them
This tree trunk was constructed with the sole purpose of housing an ATM, and we think it is pretty cool.
You can say that it is an A TREE M. Honestly, it is so much better than the normal ones.
22. Anyone Hungry?
Some of you may love it, and others may go to sleep without eating anything. We won't judge if this seems interesting to you.
The attention to detail is amazing. At first glance, we also thought it was a real toad. Would you buy this toad cake?
23. Spider Cow...Spider Cow... Does Whatever A Spider Cow Does
This spider cow is in front of a $1.9m house. Yeah, you read that right. This is such a relief after some of the nightmare-fueled pictures.
It looks like it's from the Cow Parade; many celebrities and the wealthy bought the cows for charity.
24. Buy It Before It's Too Late
This chair is made out of pigs. Sorry, we forgot to mention "AMAZINGLY SOFT" pigs.
It would be a good prank chair if it squealed or grunted when someone sat in it.
25. Better Than That Skull Carpet
It would be cool for a museum or art piece, but we're not sure about having it in a home.
No wonder why the parent was like, "No doctor, I have no idea why little Johnny has nightmares... I sent him to the kitchen for some warm milk last night, but for some reason, it only got worse."
26. That's Mr. T-Pot, You Fool
You can either call it nightmare fuel or the coolest thing you would buy, but we pity the fool who makes fun of it.
We pity the fool who microwaves their tea. And most importantly, we pity the fool who disagrees with us. We're pretty sure you agree with us.
27. Lego My Ring
This ring photo was found in a ring-shaming group on Facebook. Yeah, there is a ring-shaming group. Imagine getting punched with this ring.
Maybe it is from the Lord of The Rings Lego set. It might win our hearts if it actually worked with Lego bricks.
28. A Tactical Camouflage
This person didn't want to pay for the ride every day, so he made a fabric suit that looked identical to the seats on the Sydney buses.
Are we the only one who thinks this could be Willy Wonka's long-lost son?
29. Medusa Got Boots To Match Her Hair
Are you a fan of snakeskin boots? If you say yes, we won’t judge you. But we feel that this is a sad waste of two snakes for a pair of boots someone might only wear once.
We have a strong feeling that the only happy buyer of these boots would be Jafar from Aladdin.
30. Pee Marks The Spot
It is certainly interesting to see urinating Dachshund building decor. We can bet it will be impossible not to find the toilets anymore.
One needs to have a sense of humor to appreciate this work. This takes tacky to a whole new level.
31. It's A Crime That It Isn't Green
This dresser hand grenade should be burnt or destroyed with explosives because they didn't paint it green. Why on earth didn't they paint it green?
We have calmed down a little bit now, and we wonder if the dresser explodes when you pull the handle?
32. Well Played!
This mansion-looking building is a total facade. If you ask us, we feel bad for the burglars. Why do you ask?
Well, imagine the disappointment of the burglars who manage to break in. As soon as you walk through the front door, you're in the backyard.
33. Now We Know Why Aliens Don't Visit Earth
First of all, her name is not Karen. Secondly, she is not the reason why COVID-19 came in the first place. And yes, she is wearing a mask the right way.
While everyone is looking at her face mask, let's not ignore her necklace and bracelet. They are weirder than the mask.
34. Are You Feeling LIGHT-Headed?
This is a photo of three women who were late to their lamp party. Apparently, the sorcerer turned them into lamps for eternity. We can bet these ladies had a lot of BRIGHT ideas.
By the way, this photo gives you Alice in Wonderland vibes. Or maybe it is a new horror movie in the making.
35. Who Put Rocket In A Dress
It seems like someone caught Rocket from Guardians of The Galaxy and put him in a dress.
That's beyond terrifying. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, rolling over, and seeing that monstrosity. Our advice is to burn it or just destroy the entire house.
36. Is It A Tiger Lily?
This flower-cat mouth thing is deeply unsettling. It might be a dandi-lion or tiger lily. What was the creator of this thing thinking? Maybe that person suddenly got up and said, "I know what to do! I'll make a Cat-Flower for myself."
While the pun of a tiger lily is hilarious, we wouldn't want this in our home.
37. The Offensive Light Switch
That pink color thing is a screw. We didn’t notice this nice touch before looking at it closely. This is some next-level sense of humor.
This is probably one of those occasions where you don't mind someone showing you the middle finger. You cannot get angry at a cat.
38. Just Add Some Nail Polish
This bed must belong to Quentin Tarantino. After all, everyone knows that he has a foot fetish. So we can imagine Quentin's version has a coin slot that makes the toes wiggle.
So you can say that it is a TOEtally cool bed. We think this bed is missing nail polish.
39. They Weren't Horsing Around
You saw the flamingo lamp earlier, so here is a $6,500 life-sized horse lamp. Does the light turn on if you stroke the horse? We would be tempted to get this lamp only if we can safely sit on the horse.
Now please don't tell us there is a giraffe lamp as well. If that is the case, we might get a blue whale lamp in a few years.
40. It Belongs to Mad Max
We’re getting some solid Mad Max vibes after seeing this motorcycle. This falcon motorcycle is something straight out of the movie Mad Max.
It looks like someone ran into a wild turkey or a group of birds. We can hope that the feathers are fake.
41. Crocheted Saturn
This is a crochet version of Saturn devouring his son. Francisco Goya created it. We hate to say it, but this is pretty good. Just when you thought this collection was getting less disturbing, we came up with this creepy image that might haunt you for many nights.
Whether you hate it or not, you have to admit that these are mad crochet skills. So let’s just appreciate the hard work and move to the next image.
42. Warm And Squishy Shoes
Does anyone want eggplant shoes? We don't know how to respond to this at all. But let's give it a shot.
What would have been your reaction if Cinderella was wearing one of these shoes? Actually, this is traditional Greek cuisine!
43. Sleep In The Mouth Of A Pokemon
This Pokémon Merch is literally a Gengar, and you're supposed to sleep inside its mouth. What is going on in these pictures? And the final picture is like, "Please just bite my head off and end this!"
It looks so silly with the guy in the ad wearing a nice suit like he's at work, and it's hilarious for no good reason.
44. That's How You Get Into The Christmas Spirit
Next time you celebrate Christmas, be sure to make one of these.
You can say that it is the mask version of the "Ugly Christmas Sweater." By the way, this woman is Kate Brown, state governor of Oregon.
45. The World Keeps Getting Weirder And Weirder
Just when you thought 2021 wouldn't be as bad as 2020, here is a photo of a bag that does not seem cool at all. Someone crochets mold onto vintage handbags, and it doesn't look very pleasant.
At first, we thought the poor vintage bag got Coronavirus. This reminds us of the person who took gemstones and beads and turned them into rotting fruit sculptures.
46. Time To Call The Plumber
If you are a tea lover, we apologize from the bottom of our hearts for showing you this photo. We can understand that seeing this horrible execution could make you break things.
We hope that no one starts thinking about giving this as a Christmas gift to your close friend or family member.
47. What A Waste of Good Shoes!
If it were different shoes, maybe we wouldn’t have said that but Converse is a brand made to wear even after wearing them out.
The world never needed to know about this and yet here we are. After all, who wouldn't want a dirty shoe on their chest that stinks like gym socks.
48. Looks Like Someone Forgot To Wash Their Hands
This is absolutely awful! The succulents/plants are really well-done. What we mean is that it's one of those things that look kind of cool when seen on the internet but would be really terrible in reality.
The moral of the story is that never pick your nose and if you do, then always wash your hands. At least these nails are more functional than huge pointy ones.
49. The Stuff Of Nightmares
This ceramic bowl is creepy as hell. As if creepy doll heads aren't creepy enough, someone created this torturing ceramic bowl. Imagine this bowl with holes where the eyes are and you pour in some grape juice and all the babies start crying tears of blood.
We can only think of one use of this ceramic bowl. You could send it as a perfect wedding gift to your new sister-in-law or brother-in-law that you secretly hate.
50. We're Done For The Night
Oh noooo nooo nooo! That is just not right. The entire thing is upholstered and the room is carpeted. How can you get a good cleaning? Kindly burn it.
Honestly, we feel that carpeting in the bathroom or kitchen should be outlawed. It seems like Austin Powers wants his toilet back.